A trilogy

[zac6251]

First off, what you said was weird, second, I got offended because it sounds like I was being called a geek with no life.

[JJJ-thebanisher]

First off, what you said was weird, second, I got offended because it sounds like I was being called a geek with no life.

It sounds like you're a geek with no life. But not Megaman, since you both have accounts on CYS and those accounts don't share much in common. It's too bad because the resemblance is uncanny.

[donteatpoop]

We're like swimming with piranha sometimes, zac.

We're easier to tolerate if you think happy thoughts when we read our posts. We seem more pleasant this way. Think of sunshine and puppies and goldfish. But don't look over there. No that wasn't Usucki is strangling one of the puppies, what's wrong with you that you would think you saw that. No. That's not Endmaster raping the goldfish. Where is your mind at Zac? You need to focus on the sunshine instead. Look at that sunshine, the glory of the sunon high; all warm and brilliantly bright. Keep looking, no don't blink now; just stare directly into the light.

*takes zac's wallet*

The sun is kissing your eyes with burning love. Bask in it's embrace, Zachary. Bask in it. Baaaaaaasssssssskkkkkkkk.

[End Master]

The sun is kissing your eyes with burning love. Bask in it's embrace, Zachary. Bask in it. Baaaaaaasssssssskkkkkkkk.

I was cured all right.

[zac6251]

I ain't no geek, if I was I get all excited over the stupid things, like comic-con and things like that. And its obvious you all been to a mental hospital.

[Vesnic]

Zac, if you're going to call people out for being hurtful, then you need to watch the ways in which you might also be causing offense to members here.

I'm not going to mention any names, but one of our dearest and most robustly contributory companions was once experiencing a most trying time of life and found him/herself in the midst of what is now most properly referred to as a "New Religious Community". Unfortunately, this experience had a further negative impact on him/her, and he/she was then obliged to seek further treatment at Ferny Alley, an unlisted home for people experiencing "turbulent lifestyle alteration". This is no laughing matter, zac. Would you fail to have compassion for those amongst us who are troubled and who struggle with the varying vicissitudes of this strange planetary perambulation?

No, I don't think you would. Because you're a nice guy. And you're definitely not a geek of any sort. You're just a good, bighearted guy with a story to tell the world. So go tell it, zac! Rather than watching over this one little thread, why don't you focus entirely on writing your Star Wars piece, and we'll all be checking in regularly to see if you've posted new bits of the ole' Progress-o.

[End Master]

Damn it, my Alex pic/quote would've worked even better after Ves' last post. Oh well.

Back to the topic at hand, I'm trying to cut Zac some slack, but he's making it REALLY difficult to not mock him at this point.

But it's not his insults, internet threats or his hilarious misspelling of "know/no." It's more the fact that he made Star Wars fan fiction with an author self insertion that's the unforgivable sin in my eyes at least.

I think I could tolerate Star Wars fanfic by itself. I mean I knew he was entering it into the contest and while I don't like fanfic, I'm luke(ha ha!)warm on Star Wars stuff, so MAYBE it would be okay.

Not to mention I assumed Zac was probably on the younger side and was really into Star Wars and if he wanted to enter the contest he could go ahead and do it as long as he followed the guidelines. Hell, even made some exceptions for him since we're a flexible bunch and welcome new people joining these things. I mean sure it's fun to fuck family members, but every once in awhile we have to introduce new blood to keep from totally degenerating into mutants.

Still, I pretty much cringed when he mentioned he was a Sith student in it.

Fortunately for Zac my prejudices don't really matter, I'm not in the contest so I don't actually have to read or judge anything. That honor falls to you fine folk and I'm sure you'll all read it with unbiased eyes based on his writing merits alone.

[Vesnic]

Damn it, my Alex pic/quote would've worked even better after Ves' last post. Oh well.

Yes, I think I did have the inestimable Mr. DeLarge in my mind when I wrote my last post. A starry devotchka such as myself will always sit up and slooshy whenever Alex is govoroting, as he makes me go all limp and lumpy from my gulliver right on down to me fuzzy yarbles.

As for character self-insertion, the only time I have been guilty of that was when I wrote a Star Trek fanfic in which I took the part of Mr. Data's Most Excellent Starfleet Trousers. That was a room with a view, let me tell you.

I just hope zac will be able to find some people interested in helping him out, else he'll have to go solo!

Tee hee!

[donteatpoop]

Stop it Zac, you're insulting those of us who ARE geeks.

[Dragavan]

Stop it Zac, you're insulting those of us who ARE geeks.

He's only insulting himself... Look at what's hot right now. Look at the top grossing movies each year. look at the popular TV shows on right now. Hell, even the bastions of the upper crust, like Broadway, are trying to look cool by being geeky (Spiderman musical anyone?)... Geeks are the cool kids right now and he's not one of them.

He not even a Nerd (otherwise his spelling and grammar would be much better).

Let him separate himself from those of us who are proud to be geeks. Those of us who have real passion about subjects and aren't afraid to show it. Those of us who are now sitting at the cool kid's table. We don't want him.

[zac6251]

Geeks are the cool people? I don't believe it.

[dreamshell]

Geeks are the cool people? I don't believe it.

Geeks created the Internet. The Internet has porn. People can get off to porn. People like getting off. Anyone who can facilitate people getting off (even if you’re still the one doing all the ‘work’) can debatably be deemed ‘cool.’ Ergo, geeks=cool.

If you don’t know the truth of this statement, egads, boy, go find some naughty vids and spank it. My guess is it will ease this self-denial you are obviously experiencing.

[zac6251]

I know the internet has those stuff, I ain't going to see a video, why watch naughty videos when you can do something productive, like getting work done, or making a story on a website with a bunch of wackos. I also ain't going to risk a virus. Had one before while watching some video game walkthroughs on Youtube. That sucked.

[Threadkiller]

[Usoki]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia image

This just might be the first successful attempt at something which resembles trolling us. The url is a bit disappointing, though- it's a legitimate big-time website, not some sketchy photo hosting site somewhere.