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  • Welcome Lurkers!

    Hello lurkers! Welcome to the infinite-story forums. Feel free to peak in and watch what we are doing like the creepy stalkers you are.

    Please, whatever you do, don't bother posting anything... That would just be too civil.
    The organ is grinding but the monkey won't dance.

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    Don't listen to him, lurkers! When I first came here and confessed to just checking out the site for awhile before I decided to join, he accused me of being a creepy lurker as well. Poop obviously has lurking issues, but that shouldn't interfere with your enjoyment of this site. I give you all a warm welcome and I do hope you'll join up with us soon!
    My sanity, my soul, or my life.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Vesnic View Post
      Don't listen to him, lurkers! When I first came here and confessed to just checking out the site for awhile before I decided to join, he accused me of being a creepy lurker as well. Poop obviously has lurking issues, but that shouldn't interfere with your enjoyment of this site. I give you all a warm welcome and I do hope you'll join up with us soon!

      ...said the creepy resident lurker.
      The organ is grinding but the monkey won't dance.

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      • #4
        Because I'm sure it's nothing like, oh, say...most of the "lurkers" are just Google-bots or something.
        Originally posted by Ryan_DuBois
        Usoki, you're the crankiest asshole we know. Not that it's a bad thing, it just means that you smell funny and are best left hidden in darkness.
        And it's embarrassing when you make any noise at all.

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        • #5
          Yeah, but then wouldn’t we be getting Russian sex slave porn and Mr. Big Dick cream spam links?

          Anyway, whatever you decide my dear lurkers just remember, stare at Infinite Story long enough, and Infinite Story stares back at you…
          Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!

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          • #6
            The way it was explained to me is that each search engine has a bot that scans the web so that the page can appear listed in the engine, and they just so happen to appear as guests when they do so. I know nothing of this sort of computer-y thing, so it's possible I'm entirely wrong, but...I think that's how it works. Your creepy Google ads are still safe.
            Originally posted by Ryan_DuBois
            Usoki, you're the crankiest asshole we know. Not that it's a bad thing, it just means that you smell funny and are best left hidden in darkness.
            And it's embarrassing when you make any noise at all.

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            • #7
              Also,if someone doesnt log in and just keeps checking back to see if anything new has been posted,each visit is probably considered a new lurker on the counter.
              "Defects are always more tolerable than the changes necessary to correct them"

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