Personal Pictures (Hear me out, now...)

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Ves is lovely.

So are your kids, Michael.

And so is everyone. We are all God's creation in a very evil and mysterious world. Life is one ultimate mystery.

And what a mystery it is.

So much evil. I really hope each one of us here can try to be some kind of light and conquer our own demons. Because this life is so short.

Through writing or whatever. Carry on, folks.

[Vesnic]

Duly noted. Too many demons to sleep. I am God's fecal matter.

Ves is lovely.

So are your kids, Michael.

And so is everyone. We are all God's creation in a very evil and mysterious world. Life is one ultimate mystery.

And what a mystery it is.

So much evil. I really hope each one of us here can try to be some kind of light and conquer our own demons. Because this life is so short.

Through writing or whatever. Carry on, folks.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Jesus, Michael. I'm perfectly happy with my sex life.

Ever heard of tongue in cheek? Christ folks. Lighten up.

Christ Lord. Do you actually BELIEVE what I write here!?!?!

Oh...wait. Damn.

See? That's the thing. SOmethin somethin I dunno.

It's 3:30 in the morning and I am the Lord of the Night.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I HAVE HAD ACTUAL SEX WITH A REAL WOMAN YOU BASTARDS!

God dammit so what if I came prematurely and cried for five hours. You fucking assholes! You have no idea!

Bitches! Bastards! You don't know!!!!

I have a wonderful cock and I am totally deep dickin' it every weekend! Bastards! Judge ME!?! You..bastards!


FUCK YOU!!!

[Leblanc4prez]

The contest is over but MRH want's to see what I look like. Here is a pic from my 18th

[Vesnic]

Well, since somebody today has compared me to the Vilest of Viles, I decided to resurrect my, I mean, his, thread, and treat you all to another totally identifiable image of yours truly, because I'm nothing but a raving egomaniac with one hand on my dick and the other on my shutter.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

I am the Grand Mistress of the English Language!

I speak thirty-two languages! (Well, at least four.)

I am better than you!

Selfie selfie selfie!

Me me me me me!

Don't you dare tell me I'm anything less than perfect!

Did I mention I'm better than you?

Eat me, ladies!




You're welcome.

[End Master]

Okay, to be fair I didn't actually COMPARE you to him, I just mentioned I had a similar argument, which really wasn't much of one since he didn't really come back with anything of substance unlike you did.

Hm, just realized this is the first time I posted in this thread.

[Vesnic]

Well come on now, this is basically the skinny-dipping thread. You come on and post, you better have something to show!

[End Master]

In the infamous altered last words of You Know Who:

None of you deserve to see me, and I'll be damned if I'll let you masturbate to me!