Originally posted by ChubbyTeletubby
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I'll organize it a bit:
12-15 dollar range
Vaguely metallic taste mixed with human saliva:
Keystone Light
Busch Light
Natural Light
A hoppy taste, if the hops were eaten, digested, shit into a vat of mexican water, and then canned with some nail polish remover mixed in:
Busch Regular
Natural Ice
PBR (I know Chubby will contest this one, I find the stuff undrinkable)
Miller High Life
Milwaukee's Best
16-20 Dollar Range
Bottled Water Flavored
Bud Light
Miller Light
Coors Light
Skunky, vaguely beer flavored
Budweiser
Coors Regular
21 dollars +
What do you think, I'm made of money? Binge drinking anything in this price range is financial suicide unless you are gainfully employed.
And I guess that's my guide to budget beer for someone who doesn't know shit about beer. If I do have a few extra dollars to spend or if it is on sale, I will go for a pale ale, Rolling Rock or something like that, which is like the bottled water brands but actually has a tiny bit more substance, not too much though, because too much substance isn't good if you are drinking over a gallon of the stuff in one night.
Stay tuned for part II, budget Vodka.
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