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Escape From Detroit

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  • Escape From Detroit

    See you guys later, got some top secret stuff to take care of (Shhhhhh). I know how lively it gets around here, so try not to make too many torture rape jokes until I get back.

    Anyway I leave you with this, I'd add pictures, but eh, you know how lazy we are around here...enjoy! (Or don't, that's fine too.)

    Goodbye Detroit

    Goodbye bum
    Goodbye slum
    Goodbye hooker, swallowing cum

    Goodbye random fires
    And the city's chronic liars

    Goodbye law of the gun
    And all the criminals on the run

    Goodbye broken street light
    And the rampant urban blight

    Goodbye deadbeat dads & welfare queens
    And the city's hopes & dreams

    Goodbye drug dealers
    And gang bangers too
    Goodbye to the schizophrenic
    shouting "Fuck you!"

    Goodbye Detroit
    And your polluted air

    Goodbye anarchy everywhere

    And despite all that I'm REALLY going to miss it and it'll always be my home.

    (Motor City G 4 LIFE *Plays hardcore gangsta rap while bustin' caps in someone's ass*)
    Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!

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    Good luck with whatever you are doing where ever you are going. I hope it works out well for you, dude.
    The organ is grinding but the monkey won't dance.


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