Escape From Detroit

[End Master]

See you guys later, got some top secret stuff to take care of (Shhhhhh). I know how lively it gets around here, so try not to make too many torture rape jokes until I get back.

Anyway I leave you with this, I'd add pictures, but eh, you know how lazy we are around here...enjoy! (Or don't, that's fine too.)

Goodbye Detroit

Goodbye bum
Goodbye slum
Goodbye hooker, swallowing cum

Goodbye random fires
And the city's chronic liars

Goodbye law of the gun
And all the criminals on the run

Goodbye broken street light
And the rampant urban blight

Goodbye deadbeat dads & welfare queens
And the city's hopes & dreams

Goodbye drug dealers
And gang bangers too
Goodbye to the schizophrenic
shouting "Fuck you!"

Goodbye Detroit
And your polluted air

Goodbye anarchy everywhere

And despite all that I'm REALLY going to miss it and it'll always be my home.

(Motor City G 4 LIFE *Plays hardcore gangsta rap while bustin' caps in someone's ass*)

[donteatpoop]

Good luck with whatever you are doing where ever you are going. I hope it works out well for you, dude.