Oh my giggly gosh! It's V-Day! And you all know very well what that means...it's Caress the Ves Day!
That's right, lazies and jammies, today is the annual celebration of my roaring insecurity complex and driving desire, nay, need, to be loved, honored, extolled, lauded, awarded, congratulated, at-a-girl'd and garlanded with pink boas and chocolate frosting and heaping great quantities of slavish devotion!
I know it's a lot to ask of you all, especially since you really will get nothing "back" so to speak, save the knowledge that you have done the right thing. When a goddess is in your midst, is it not mete and right to fall upon your knees in a most devout display of endless adulation and transcendent passion? Is this not what one does in the presence of a Venus, of an Aphrodite, of a...ny other famous love goddess? I am Huppa the Hellish and Blister the High-Breasted Tavern Wench of Upper Brackenwater. I am Zazula the Electroshock Zappy-Lass and Fernmaiden the Fair of Modest Mountain. In all my guises I am yet I! The one...the only...
The Ves.
Now show some goddamn respect!
Tee hee!
That's right, lazies and jammies, today is the annual celebration of my roaring insecurity complex and driving desire, nay, need, to be loved, honored, extolled, lauded, awarded, congratulated, at-a-girl'd and garlanded with pink boas and chocolate frosting and heaping great quantities of slavish devotion!
I know it's a lot to ask of you all, especially since you really will get nothing "back" so to speak, save the knowledge that you have done the right thing. When a goddess is in your midst, is it not mete and right to fall upon your knees in a most devout display of endless adulation and transcendent passion? Is this not what one does in the presence of a Venus, of an Aphrodite, of a...ny other famous love goddess? I am Huppa the Hellish and Blister the High-Breasted Tavern Wench of Upper Brackenwater. I am Zazula the Electroshock Zappy-Lass and Fernmaiden the Fair of Modest Mountain. In all my guises I am yet I! The one...the only...
The Ves.
Now show some goddamn respect!
Tee hee!
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