little advice?

[PandaRose]

You better find out, and either way, if that's the case you are in a gosh darn amount of trouble, and should start checking out every shady lawyer you can find. Society does frown upon that sort of thing no matter how much of a nuisance said pesky dog/bratty kid has been.
And if you posted the dirty deed on YouTube along with your drunken commentary regarding all the dirty details, then forget it, you're screwed.

[mizal]

That damn kid just wouldn't stop barking, he totally had it coming.

[Megamantn]

That doesn't mean you can go kill someone else's dog. If that were my dog, I'd probably call the police on you since that's illegal to kill animals in inhumane ways like you did.

[mizal]

What are you talking about man, I kill dogs all the time.

I mean, just last week I drowned 99 dalmatian puppies to make a fancy spotted coat.

And I live in south Texas, so, like...I don't even wear coats. It's too hot. I just did it because, why not. Dogs are annoying.

[donteatpoop]

That coat looked good, though.

[Usoki]

I have to wonder... why 99 puppies? Why not round it up to 100 puppies? I mean, what's one more puppy in the grand scheme of things? I'm pretty sure if you calculated the square area of each pelt, it would come out to like, 60-70 puppies anyway. The rest of that pelt is going to waste unless you want a matching purse or shoes. Though, I guess there is an advantage in having extra- you can afford to make mistakes, and swap out inferior pelts for pelts of better quality.

[Megamantn]

What are you talking about man, I kill dogs all the time.

I mean, just last week I drowned 99 dalmatian puppies to make a fancy spotted coat.

And I live in south Texas, so, like...I don't even wear coats. It's too hot. I just did it because, why not. Dogs are annoying.

You are one sick motherfucker... Also, Princess Celestia called, she's banishing you to the moon because you killed her pet phoenix too.

[Vesnic]

Well, since mega has gotten off the ward and made it back to IS Land, I would like to take this opportunity to write my very own semi-original ditty for him. This is called "Without You" based on the song "Without You", from the musical Rent.

Without You


Without you
The cows poop
The corn pops
The boobs bounce

Without you
The trash stinks
The needles sting
The children scream

(crescendo)
The farts blow!
The tarts…blow!
The eagles fly!

Without you
The earth turns
The hemorrhoid burns
The plumbing clogs

Without you
Purple prose
Gets in my nose
The clouds doze

Without you
Logic reigns,
Shit for brains
A story works

Without you
Sanity’s dry
The tears I cry
Make me wet

The mind reels!
The orange peels!
The cars crash!

Without you…
(Holy fuck? How much more of this song is there? Skip to the ending!)

The mind snaps
(The mind snaps)
The hand slaps
(The hand slaps)
Tee hee hee…without you
Blah blah blah…without you
Cuz’ I would DIE without you!

(Diminuendo)
Without you
Without you
Without you…

I die…without YOU, mega-manly-man.

[End Master]

I still dunno why I was supposed to care about a bunch of plague carriers.

I suppose the black lesbian chick was okay, at least she had the sense to dump her annoying whore girlfriend.

Anyway I'll applaud Ves for her creativity attempt since I know Mega probably won't appreciate it.

[Megamantn]

If that's creativity then I'm Wilford Brimley with diabetes from eating people with Type 2 diabetes. In fact, I'm hungry right now *glares at Vesnic*

[Vesnic]

So nice to make your acquaintance, Wilford! Few people have the courage to reveal their true identities the way you just did.

*glares back and sticks out tongue and resorts to heinous unsupportable use of emoticon *

EDIT: Also mega, er, Wilford, you really should be honored when somebody satirizes a song in your honor. It doesn't happen every day. EndMaster did that for me once, and even though he was essentially calling me an insane, drug-addled whore throughout, that didn't stop me from printing the thing out and hanging it on my wall! Hooray!

[End Master]

To be fair I never called you drug addled. (I save that one for Chubby)

And really I don't think you're a whore, I just figured you were... "popular."

[Megamantn]

To be honest, I thought Ves would have gotten herself knocked up. Must have good birth control or be a tranny who just cut his dick off to become a drug addict whore named Vesnic.

[Vesnic]

Ach my dear Mistah Mega Mega Mahn (this is my Freud voice, in case you were wondering. Please arrange yourself comfortably on that couch over there and I'll give you a frozen Pepsi can to place under your bumster in case your hemorrhoids are acting up today.)

Zo, mein lieber Megamann. Was ist vit you? I see you ah in some distress ovah your buddink sexualitaet. Zeese ees ganz normal. (Vait, you're HOW old? Oh du Scheisse!) Okay denn, in your case, mein lieber, I vould say zee only tink is...IMMEDIATE CASTRATION! JA!

You see, mein freund, your problems mit women vill only get vorse if you stuff zem into vahn of only tree categories, zhat is:

1.) Zee trannies!
2.) Zee floozies!
3.) Zee ponies!

I mahst share vit you thees news now. Die ladies, zey are people also! Oh mein Gott! If you find a lady und she is confusink to you und you say, ach nein!, vhat ees she? Zhen you mahst admit you just do not know. Is she man? Nein! Is she hookah? Nein! (Accordink to your logic anyvay, deese is because she is moderne frau und not yet make dee baby!). Is she pony? Vell, that might be so. You do not actually see her after all, hach hach hach! Ach mein Gott, vhere ees da cocaine?! I need zha cocaine! I have zee cough. Oh, heer ist meine lovely assistentin. She geeve me zha coffin syrup. Ach...mm...viel besser! Want you some too? It make you sleepy and forget you have so very many problems vit za women und za trannies und za ponies!

Now you are very very qviet. Deese ist good. Now go sleeping mein lieber Dummkopf und imagine your mutti is singink nice song to you. I veel sit here und smoke at my pipe und snort at my coke und vahnder, from vhere have you received such strange und abnormal prostitute/pony komplex?

Ach, mein kleiner freund, you are vhat zey call, a REAL CASE IN DA HEAD! Ach ach ach, hach hach! Mmm...opiaten. Mmmm. Jaaaaaa....

[End Master]

I'm sort of baffled to how Mega's in any position to judge anyone considering he's just outed himself as a brony with his avatar.

Glass houses man, glass houses...

Anyway see you all later, taking a trip back to the motherland for awhile. I'll be sure to yell "DEP is an asshole" when I pass Youngstown, not because I have any hostility towards him, but because it'll be funny on a train full of people who will be wondering what the hell I'm talking about.

Might drop in to lurk during the trip, might not.

Later.