Bowm Chicka Bowwwwm Bowwwwm!

[End Master]

So anyone started on this yet? I’d be surprised if anyone has.

Anyway, I’ve got a few branches done so far.

[Usoki]

I keep forgetting this is the IWT thread. I keep seeing the thread title and thinking of those old Axe body spray commercials.

[xnull]

End Master - I only believe in morals as a system for the guiding of a functional society. Therefore I believe moral standards (I like to call them functionality rules) can - and in fact should, change with the situation they are applied to. I don't think that there is some law in the universe which explicitly states that all sentient life must value virginity and bake cookies for each other. In fact if I were on the endangered species list I think it would be immoral to remain chaste or for another of my species that is fully capable of reproduction to remain chaste.

Somehow this makes pornography very okay. :-D

Anyway - announcing the title of my porn story. I am creating a challenge for myself and I am guaranteeing myself something plot driven to write about.

Serial Rapist.

[End Master]

Ah putting the sensual back in non-consensual I see. Very good.

[donteatpoop]

I'vee been workin the plot out in my head, nothing written yet but I'm making a lot of progress.

[Vesnic]

As for me, I'm just writing my autobiography.

Baddda BAAANNNGGG!!!

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I've been doing lots of research on the subject.

[End Master]

Hey Ves, let's make the due date for this year's contest on Christmas.

[xnull]

That happens to be perfect. My family wants me to visit them from college on Christmas. I've been looking for a good excuse not to socialize.

[Vesnic]

I'll get back to you guys on this soon. I'm wrapping up my time at the kult, so everything is in krazy overdrive at the moment.

[Vesnic]

In light of the fact that the contest theme has been changed so late in the game, and to give all of you slackers some more time to procrastinate, I've decided to change the deadline for this year's contest from Halloween to December 29. That's right. It is neither Christmas nor New Years, but a date still thoroughly within Calendar Year 2008, while being also certainly one of its last days and thus an ideal deadline for a contest that is identified with said Calendar Year. So, there you have it.

11:59:59 p.m. YOUR TIME (that means you've gotta scramble, thoric, my dear) on December 29, 2008.

Why 29? Because it's my favorite number. Now leave me alone.

[End Master]

Cool, I always felt that we should have these contest deadlines around Christmas or New Years anyway.

[thoric]

This is like one of those circular race tracks. Only I can't switch timezones.

And I really needed that 2 month extension. I haven't written bumsquat yet and exams are creeping upon me. I won't have time before October to write anything and then I need a month or two for polishing. Yeah, I work slowly.

[donteatpoop]

I haven't written bumsquat yet.

Bumsquat? That's the only part I've written.

You're not writing the same thing as me, are you?

[thoric]

No, I'm not! -You're - trying to copy my story. You're copying stuff from my computer. No wonder my keys are sticky and there is furry porn in the browser history.