Bowm Chicka Bowwwwm Bowwwwm!

[apotheosis]

So considering the amount of work I've gotten done on the contest thusfar (none) you guys may see Mudkip make a return.

[Usoki]

My progress has been less than stellar as well. There's something wrong about working on a porno with your roommate sitting right next to you. Ahh, dorm life. But I have two months, including a Thanksgiving and Christmas Break that I can work on it. I foresee it getting finished, no problem.

For the love of God, please no Mudkip. At least choose a different meme.

[apotheosis]

I'm reconsidering taking on this contest since there is still a decent amount of time left. I haven't really let loose creatively in a long time, and probably have a lot of stuff backed up and ready to vent. Maybe I'll actually write something legit... I guess you will all have to wait and see.

[End Master]

I haven't worked on this thing since August.

Guess I should stop slackin' already.

*Goes back to slackin'*

[Vesnic]

There is one month remaining until the contest deadline.

[Locke]

Is anyone actually writing on the original theme?

[Vesnic]

Mine will be a combination of the two themes: a true ALLEGORIPORN.

[Usoki]

Same here. Assuming my lazy butt finishes. XD

[End Master]

Don't think I'm doing the contest this year. Just too many other distractions going on and I'd rather submit something finished and put some time into it rather than just slap something together.

[xnull]

Hire a college student to follow you and Katie around for the night with a pen and paper and submit this to the contest.

I know there might be a lot of rough spots - hours upon hours of descriptions of you posting on messageboards before we get to the good stuff - but to be honest I've always wanted to read about brain-in-a-jar sex, so I'd be willing to slog through hours of detailed forum posts to get to the 10 minute brain-in-a-jar taboo insertion scene.

But...
...I hear you.

Lots of stuff is going on. I'm stock full of things to do at every moment. That's why I'm posting right now. Because I have other things I really need to do.

[apotheosis]

I still have nothing. This mystery illness has really put me behind with school work. It looks like I have super aidscancerdiabetesdepressionheartdiseasemononucleo sussinusituspneumoniabubonicplagueanthraxflesheati ngbacteriadeath

Anyway, if I end up not doing anything decent, would you guys rather me submit something shitty or not submit anything at all?

[Vesnic]

Well, I'm disappointed that End has decided to poop out of the contest and it would be nice to keep the number of entries up, even if they're not all competitive. Personally, I wouldn't mind seeing Mudkip return wearing a sexy black negligee.

EDIT: In fact, I would like to take a tally on who is planning on making a contribution. With only a month to spare, you should probably know by now who you are.

I am submitting a story, and it will be called Todestrieb.

[donteatpoop]

Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.

I need to really get to work if I'm in this contest. So far I have 0 words typed. I'm hoping to at least triple that number by the end of the week.

[KaticaLocke]

I've got six or seven rooms written and the rest planned out. It's going to be allegorical porn, if I get around to finishing it.

[End Master]

Bah, curse my twisted sense of honor...

Alright, I'll really try to submit something by the 29th. I don't know if it'll be allegorical, I don't know if it'll be porn, hell I don't even know if it'll be finished, but what I do know is it'll have blood, zombies, incest and blow jobs.