Apotheosis has been just kicking back soaking up ratings and adoration for other people's work for long enough, I think it's time somebody else gets in on that racket. And by someone else I mean me.
All the cool kids* are hanging out in TIL now, haven't you heard?
What's TIL, you ask? Why, it's The Interdimensional Library, it has books so its for smart people but it also warps reality with dragons and spaceships and robot ninjas** so it's at least 200% cooler than a dumb hallway with doors.
TIL will be open for business October 1st, it's going to be the NEXT BIG THING so you guys want to make sure you get in on the ground floor with this okay.
Minimum of seven pages to be published, any subject (though horror is encouraged because October), and for a limited time only I will have a special offer just for the forum cool club, I will pledge ZERO AMERICAN DOLLARS*** for every page over the minimum. You heard that right, ZERO AMERICAN DOLLARS, what a deal!!! Shelf space is infinite but spots near the front desk are only available while they last, so don't waste any time, apply today!
*cool kids with timetravel only
**some statements might be lies
***and cents
All the cool kids* are hanging out in TIL now, haven't you heard?
What's TIL, you ask? Why, it's The Interdimensional Library, it has books so its for smart people but it also warps reality with dragons and spaceships and robot ninjas** so it's at least 200% cooler than a dumb hallway with doors.
TIL will be open for business October 1st, it's going to be the NEXT BIG THING so you guys want to make sure you get in on the ground floor with this okay.
Minimum of seven pages to be published, any subject (though horror is encouraged because October), and for a limited time only I will have a special offer just for the forum cool club, I will pledge ZERO AMERICAN DOLLARS*** for every page over the minimum. You heard that right, ZERO AMERICAN DOLLARS, what a deal!!! Shelf space is infinite but spots near the front desk are only available while they last, so don't waste any time, apply today!
*cool kids with timetravel only
**some statements might be lies
***and cents
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