I had a weird dream

[Usoki]

Agreed. Personally, I see it as a challenge. I refuse to be bothered by someone so idiotic. If I decide to make his posts disappear, I've let him win. No, I'd rather see his posts, have a few laughs at his expense, and then not pay any attention to him. No one is annoying enough to warrant an outright 'ignore' in my book.

Mostly because I'm a stubborn ass.

MRH was far worse in that he kept flooding the board with shit posts. Mega is at least reasonably quiet. He keeps trying to get a pack of wolves to help protect his fellow sheep, but I find it hilarious that someone could possibly be that dense. I still have no idea why drums pisses me off so much. I guess there's just a special part of my heart devoted to utter hatred of that fuckwit.

[Locke]

Perhaps you had a bad experience with a child sex robot once, and have repressed it?

[End Master]

I still have no idea why drums pisses me off so much. I guess there's just a special part of my heart devoted to utter hatred of that fuckwit.

Hey everyone's gotta have an "arch-enemy".

To me, Mega and drums are about the same level of fucktardery. They just focus on different things. Basically 2 conclusions can be drawn from them.

1. They're actually just trolling, which I can tolerate and even play along with for a short time. The fact that both of them are incredibly BAD at it, just makes it funnier.

or

2. They really are retards. Which means in this case, they're just being true to their nature and I can't really get too annoyed with them either. (If it was "real life" it might be a different story, but this isn't real life but an incredible simulation!)

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

There are several things that bother me about Megaman.

• the PM he sent to Ves was inappropriate. I don't like guys that bother girls.
• he brings out the worst in me. The truth is I don't hate people with special needs, in fact I've never before had a problem with them, but he makes me prejudiced against people with issues.
• he uses unkind words with others, but gets fussy when they are directed at him.
• his sad desperation seems to be a drain on the community
• the biggest issue I have with him however is that it irks me when he picks on my husband. It makes me want to lash out. Ironically it doesn't even begin to make an impact on End. End just floats in his brain jar and laughs.

In a way, Megaman seems very small, and I know as soon as he stops posting for a week or two he will fade from my memory. He's like a flea irritating while it is around and quickly forgotten once squashed. He would never be my arch-nemesis... he's just a bug in my kool-aid.

[apotheosis]

End just floats in his brain jar and laughs.

Aahahaha, I knew it.





Oh, and Megamann actually makes me miss Drums. I think Mega is half being true to his nature half being a troll. Drums was really a robopedophile, and also more creative. I've seen Mega under hundreds of different aliases on many different forums, but there is only one Drums.

[Dragavan]

I don't like guys that bother girls.

FINE, I'll stop... sheesh... you didn't have to put it out there for everyone to see...

Oh...

You meant him... not me....

Nevermind.

[donteatpoop]

You still haven't answered my question, EndMaster.

[Megamantn]

Aahahaha, I knew it.





Oh, and Megamann actually makes me miss Drums. I think Mega is half being true to his nature half being a troll. Drums was really a robopedophile, and also more creative. I've seen Mega under hundreds of different aliases on many different forums, but there is only one Drums.

I'm not being a fucking troll. You're the fucking trolls trying to anger me.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ME NOW!

I AM NOT YOUR PERSONAL JOKE, ENTERTAINMENT, ANYTHING!!!! PERIOD!!!!

[Usoki]

I'm not being a fucking troll. You're the fucking trolls trying to anger me.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ME NOW!

I AM NOT YOUR PERSONAL JOKE, ENTERTAINMENT, ANYTHING!!!! PERIOD!!!!

Oh, of course. It is much more likely that Mega is the only normal forum member in the midst of an entire swarm of trolls, instead of Mega being a lonely (and ineffective) troll in the midst of a healthy, if not blunt, forum.

I'm going to have to disagree on that last point, though. You're highly amusing, and definitely a joke.

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

I'm not being a fucking troll. You're the fucking trolls trying to anger me.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ME NOW!

I AM NOT YOUR PERSONAL JOKE, ENTERTAINMENT, ANYTHING!!!! PERIOD!!!!

What? You are on your period? Hahahahaha. You are such a funny little thing. (See how nice I am? I didn't call you a troll.)

Anyway... End reminded me how young you are the other day. 16ish? Such a baby, no wonder you are having a hard time expressing yourself. There's a chance you are perfectly mature... FOR YOUR AGE. Unfortunately the other people here are either older or exceptionally mature for theirs. In other words, this playground is not for little tykes.

[End Master]

DEP: If I tell you it'll ruin the mystery.

As to Mega's last hilarious statement it reminds me of that movie The Elephant Man where the crowd is chasing him into an alley and he screams out at them "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! I AM A HUMAN BEING!"

[Locke]

Well, Mega, it's clear what sorts of responses come from the things you choose to post. I don't see the nature of those responses changing much. You're still here, posting the same stuff, so you must be satisfied with the treatment you receive. Others, apparently, are satisfied to mock you or ignore you, respectively. Everyone's okay with the status quo; I guess you've found your place here. Congratulations.

Edit: Ves, I'll take that award for Best Backhanded Incomplimensults now.

On a lighter note, I dreamed last night I received the best facial shave of my life. This shave was so very clean and satisfying, it was the highlight of my week in the dream world. I walked around feeling like that guy from the Viagra commercials; my life was at least twice as good because of the barber I patronized. People were just walking up to me in the street because of the good vibes I was radiating, giving me stock tips, engaging me in deep philosophical conversation, or just wishing me a good day; my job was taken care of for the afternoon, stress-free, so I walked around, taking in the sights and feeling the sun on my amazing-feeling whiskerless face. I actually arranged to take the afternoon off each week, just so I could enjoy this.

Unfortunately, it makes some sense, psychologically. How do you change who you are, without drugs or joining a kult?

[End Master]

A beard and mustache are typically masculine traits and you said in the dream you were very happy to get rid of them. So the shaving of your face is obviously symbolic of a hidden desire to cut off your man parts.

Which you can't deny would be one way of changing who you are without drugs or joining a cult.

[Locke]

...I don't think I can come back to that one, End. That's a world-class burn I did not see coming. Your thread, heh.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Mega is the wind beneath my wings.

Quit hatin'.

Bop Bop Perono is president. Quit hating on a brotha.

Quit hating on these nipples, so tender and true.