I had a weird dream

[Megamantn]

Oh, of course. It is much more likely that Mega is the only normal forum member in the midst of an entire swarm of trolls, instead of Mega being a lonely (and ineffective) troll in the midst of a healthy, if not blunt, forum.

I'm going to have to disagree on that last point, though. You're highly amusing, and definitely a joke.

Fuck you! I'mma get your IP address & crash your computer and/or internet connect through a DDoS

[Usoki]

I'm so afraid. What ever will I do?

[xnull]

I really want to say that Mega is just another fake personality. If he were, it would have been a very premeditated attack (looking at Mega's history).

Mega, here are the IP addresses of various members of this forum.

Apotheosis - 8.14.104.26
Locke - 206.241.31.130
EndMaster - 198.81.129.100
Usoki - 72.246.30.11
Me - 155.7.40.86
Ves - 143.69.249.10
Katie - 69.192.26.135
DontEatPoop - 146.63.81.10

If you need any others please ask. Sev put me as a moderator and I can see everyone's IPs. Strange numbers. I don't really know what they are.

Here's to calling you out. Take down any member of this forum and you will get a surprise. I really, really doubt you can. DDoS? Distributed Denial of Service, bud. By definition it requires you to have erm... a botnet - which I doubt you have.

[Locke]

I don't know what makes me doubt you have the skills to pull off a DOS, or the network or capital necessary to add the "distrubuted" to it, but I do. I honestly don't understand the point of your repetitive, idle threats. There's no possible response that gains you anything except attention, and since you're seeking that here, I really do pity you the life you must lead. Anyway, my own IP address is 206.241.31.130; I feel pretty confident you can't do anything about it.

[End Master]

Hey wait, doesn't this "threat" make Megaman one of those "cyber terrorists" that he claims he's fighting against?

Guess this means we can call the FBI and Homeland Security on him.

[Megamantn]

Usoki - 72.246.30.11

You made me do this. You should've left me alone.

I'm pinging Usoki's ass right now.

[Locke]

You do realize that just pinging someone isn't a DOS attack? I mean, and assuming you bring the Russians in on it and actually do it right, what happens? You cut off his internet for awhile. That'll show him.

[Usoki]

Augh, I'm being pinged! Oh the inhumanity!

...Oh, no, wait...

[Megamantn]

You do realize that just pinging someone isn't a DOS attack? I mean, and assuming you bring the Russians in on it and actually do it right, what happens? You cut off his internet for awhile. That'll show him.

Massive pings crash sites. I assume it does the same for computers.

[Locke]

Seriously, though, someone needs to get this guy off the street. One of these days he'll try kicking someone by way of conversation, and when he doesn't like the reply, he'll just shoot them.

Massive pings crash sites. I assume it does the same for computers.

Hmm, well, I'm not sure what you mean by "massive ping" and "crash." I'm pretty sure you're just entering the "ping" command over and over manually from the command prompt. Then again, it's quite possible you don't know how to do that, and have done nothing at all.

[Megamantn]

NO! I know how to make automatic pings after watching DDoS videos on YouTube.

[Locke]

NO! I know how to make automatic pings after watching DDoS videos on YouTube.

You HAVE to be someone's alter ego, or some random person just having fun trolling. This is just too ridiculous to be true.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Confession time:

I AM MEGAMANTN.

You guys are so gullible. Too anti-climactic for you?

Too bad.

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

You made me do this. You should've left me alone.

I'm pinging Usoki's ass right now.

After reading this post End was inspired to try some new sexual position... Usoki you are not alone in being pinged in the ass... End has been pinging me for the last hour.


... no word yet if he learned how to do this on Youtube.

[End Master]

Ha ha, my thread rules.