Question for anyone who is fat...

[apotheosis]

How do you do it? I somehow managed to drop 10 pounds, not intentionally. I'm down to 136 and I'm 6 foot 3... which is concerning to say the least. I'm allergic to dairy so a lot of the traditional methods (IE cheesecake, milkshakes, ice cream) will not function. Most weight gain powders have dairy in them as well.

Hurry with answers before I become two dimensional and am no longer able to press down computer keys.

[wolfen44]

One word McDonald's lots of it hell i work there and i cant even gain weight but you sound like my cousin so you would most knowingly level out if you at more fast food

[donteatpoop]

Got me. I excercise regularly and try to lose weight. I watch what I eat. Nothing seems to work. How do you do it?

[wolfen44]

Try increasing you metabolism so you burn off what you eat faster thats the reason why i stay so slim

[donteatpoop]

Yeah. I'll just go increase my metabolism. Thanks Wolfen, you're a fucking life saver.

[wolfen44]

Sorry thats just how i did it i used some funky drink that was supposed to increase you metab and go figure i ended p inthe hospital with sever weight loss

[donteatpoop]

Yeah... Geez, I just wish I'd come to you sooner.

[wolfen44]

from 256 to 105 at 5 foot 8 and barley any muscle just about zero fat content what so ever and also now im 160 and quite leveled out but holy shit i aint taking no more miricle drinks

[apotheosis]

I think my issue is a combination of an incredibly fast metabolism and a crappy digestive system. I dont' fully digest food and I burn the energy I do get by doing nothing. Sometimes I wonder if I defy einstein's laws since my body seems to destroy energy.

[Usoki]

Ohh, there we go- that's it. You defy the laws of Thermodynamics. Stop being a Godless crime against nature, and then you'll start gaining weight, Geez, Apoth. You know how you can take a broken object, drop it, and it'll get repaired upon impact? Most people can't do that. Stop fucking with entropy.

[wolfen44]

You know how you can take a broken object, drop it, and it'll get repaired upon impact?.

Murcury even though it dissapates after a while

[End Master]

Sounds like Apoth ran over a gypsy leader's daughter.

[wolfen44]

Haha true either that or he pissed off a satanist

[apotheosis]

Well, I'm counting my calories today. I have only eaten 370 thus far, but mother is on the way home with a Mc Donalds meal of a Big Mac, Large Fry, and 8 chicken nuggets. That's 1500 more. My goal before I sleep is at least 4000, hopefully 5000 calories.

[wolfen44]

Enjoy the mac take well the knowlege that i didn't make it