Damn this shit.

[Megamantn]

I had to go take another anger class thanks to that untrue bashing you started when I was trying to chill.

Message to the bashers: LEAVE ME ALONE!

Anyway, I just noticed like this odd dude in my neighborhood who does push-ups & all that exercise jazz ON THE STREET!

So, I decided to pull a mean-ass trick on him so I put a big concrete block on his back without him knowing, he fails to push-up after I put it there & he gets pissed so I picked it up & threw it down on his back & I ran away!

Thankfully he did not find out where I lived but his back's broken now so hopefully I won't be out much as if he sees me, he'll beat the shit outta me.

[Usoki]

I had to go take another doily knitting thanks to that truth telling you started when I was trying to piss all of you off with unfunny Simpsons references.

Message to the queers: GANG-BANG ME!

Anyway, I just noticed like this cute dude in my neighborhood who does push-ups & all that exercise jazz BARE-SHIRTED!

So, I decided to pull out my cock on him as if I put a big concrete block on his back without him knowing, he fails to push-up after I put my cock there & he cums so I picked it up & stroked it a bit & I ran away to masturbate at home!

Thankfully he did find out where I lived but his back's broken now so sadly I'll have to wait until he sees me, he'll make me squeal good.

I'm going to go out on a limb here. If we are making you angry, you should stop coming here. One of the biggest parts of anger management is identifying sources of anger, and eliminating them from your life. If you have realized that visiting this site and reading our posts makes you angry? Don't do it. I'm sure your valiant efforts in eliminating the anonymous threat has made you all sorts of friends in other places. Find someplace where people actually care about you.

You'll have to forgive me if I'm incapable of taking your dumb ass seriously.

[Ryan_DuBois]

Megaman, you are mean! Now that poor odd man (who doesn't actually exist, except perhaps in your mind [seriously, how many people continue trying to do push-ups after some stranger places a brick on their back?]) is going to have to take an anger management class!

[End Master]

Some bullshit story

So what I've gathered from the total bullshit story you just posted is that you're a liar and a coward that's so much of a pussy that you can't even attack people face to face in a make believe story without getting your ass kicked.

Add that along with your continued emo whininess and repressed self loathing faggotry you've just proven yourself to be a pathetic little shit in general.

Whoopee. We all knew that already.

[wolfen44]

So what I've gathered from the total bullshit story you just posted is that you're a liar and a coward that's so much of a pussy that you can't even attack people face to face in a make believe story without getting your ass kicked.

Add that along with your continued emo whininess and repressed self loathing faggotry you've just proven yourself to be a pathetic little shit in general.

Whoopee. We all knew that already.

This is just about what I said like a week ago

True I am pacified and mega is just a raging narsasistic ninny that cant do much more than sit at his computer fingering himself to gay porn saying that it makes him feel more like a real woman and attempt to cut himself because he is morbidly depressed that IS regulars hate the fact that he's back. All in all I have to say he just a homophobic cum guzzling space monkey that can and will be anal raped by any guy that he meets in a truck stop bathroom.

Also Megaman Dont try to declare war on me or something I'll just laugh myself to death instead its quicker.

[apotheosis]

Megamann, you don't need anger classes. I'm trained as a psychologist, and I know how to resolve these problems. You need to just stop being repressed and go blow ten guys in a truck stop. If that doesn't work, you should try going for the salad bar if you know what I mean. You probably don't, so I will lay out the instructions explicitly.

Head out to the nearest highway. Scope out a few rest stop bathrooms. Once you find the sketchiest one imaginable, hang out in there, pick a stall, usually the big handicap one in the back is the best. Now you play the waiting game. If someone gets in the stall next to you, tap your foot nonchalantly in theirs a couple times, and if they respond, they want you to wrap your lips around their man meat. Another way is to make eye contact. If you do it long enough, they will either get creeped out and leave, or, if they are into you, will start unzipping. Try to find a voyeur to keep watch. Do this enough and I'm sure all your self loathing will start to fade as you embrace who you are. If you live near Colorado, odds are you will run into Chubby within a few hours. Be sure to moisten your thumb by sucking it a bit, and then stick it up his hole while you blow him, that's how he likes it best. Oh, and with your other hand, twist his nipples, firmly, but not too hard.

Chubby, if I got any of that wrong, feel free to correct me.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

No, you are on point, Apoth.

Especially the nipple part. ROWR!

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

Is this the NEW thread where we all make up issues and create fictitious anecdotes?


There are some kids on my block that are almost as annoying as Megaman. They keep setting off fireworks day and night. Since they are much closer than the other guy I decided to help them set some off. So I took this smart ass little punk and with the help of one of his white trash siblings I rigged the thing up his butt. Man, when that thing blew it was really cathartic. I mean, those punks know where I live, but I'm not scared. I'll bust a cap, you know what I'm saying?

[Ryan_DuBois]

Stuff like that really happens. In the town where I live, this one kid lit off a bottle rocket in his ass. If I remember right, it didn't go according to plan; I think he got singed somehow. I wasn't actually there.

Anyway, he had one of his buddies film the whole ordeal and then they showed it to their high school class one day.

I wish this was wasn't true.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Here in Colorado they've banned half of the fireworks. That means we're just stuck with assault rifles and handguns.

LAME! There in Kentucky my step-dad spends like $700-$1000 every 4th of July on fireworks ALONE! We had a blast last year.

LITERALLY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot what we were talking about.

[End Master]

For awhile in Michigan fireworks were supposed to be illegal, but nobody paid any attention to it, and you could still find tons of them being sold at corner stores all over the place.

I'm assuming they're properly legal again since they sell lots of big firework variety packs and those small mortar-like fireworks in places like Target now.

M-80s and Quartersticks are most likely still illegal, but again, nobody really pays too much attention to it

[Megamantn]

FYI, I have emotions while you don't fucking porn-obsessed queer-ass pro-terror anti-american racists.

You need to stop turning what I say into fucking lies.

I know your whole deal to make innocent people miserable...

End this shit about me! Slander is harassment & you know it! and oh yeah, GET A LIFE & MOVE ON TO OTHER STUFF THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE HARASSING OTHERS YOU SELFISH PIGS!

[ChubbyTeletubby]

FYI, I have girly emotions and I'm a fucking porn-obsessed queer-ass pro-terror anti-american racist.

You need to stop turning what I say into fucking evidence

I know your whole deal to make cock-hungry people miserable...

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, Mega. Just because you're cock-hungry doesn't make you a queer!

Oh, wait. Ya it does. Sorry.

[Megamantn]

THAT'S WHAT I AM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT! YOU MAKE UP LIES TO COVER UP YOUR QUEEENESS & PORN OBSESSION!

That's it, What are your email addresses cause I'm gonna raid the shit outta your inbox.

[Usoki]

THAT'S WHAT I AM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT! I MAKE UP LIES TO COVER UP MY QUEEENESS & PORN OBSESSION!

That's it, What are your email addresses cause I'm gonna raid the shit outta your inbox.

Oh, well, gee, since you asked so politely...

agoodfakeaddress@gmail.com