Damn this shit.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Mega may not be jacking off to this thread, but I've already came all over my keyboard three times.

OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Make that four.

Times.

[End Master]

Personally, I'm disappointed that Mega doesn't consider me evil and hateful enough to deal with before bb boy & SRB2. I must be slippin'.

Anyway, don't worry folks I just called the FBI and Homeland security on Mega and I told them he making cyber-terrorist threats against everyone.

They said not to worry because he's a lying little fucktard who doesn't really know shit about computers other than to angrily bash his head with the keyboard in vain attempt to troll, but doomed to fail horribly at it.

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

Katie: You're next after I deal with End by an unknown attack against your computers.

That threat is completely out of line. I haven't threatened you once. You think just because someone disagrees with you or corrects your behavior they somehow fall into the category of "terrorist?" Well, that's simply an incorrect assumption on your part. You owe me an apology, you owe End an apology. In fact, I think it is safe to say you would be better off to just apologize to everyone here. You are a bad little boy. You hide behind your self-righteousness, and then lash out at others... just like those terrorists you claim to hate. You need to search your soul real good.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Listen to Katie, Mega,

She's the only one with a brain here.

But um....

I'm with you, bro. I'm with you, Mega. But Katie has a

VAGINA.

Therefore...

sumfin sumfin sumfin

Rape? Cocaine? Shhh. No.

[Megamantn]

I'm a vigilante, not a fucking terrorist. Katie & End verbally attacked me and harassed me and being hateful therefore, REVENGE comes... You will not know when but it's very soon I assure you...

Care to help me, Chubby?

[Usoki]

Wait, an apology is all it takes? And then suddenly I get catapulted from 'enemy' to 'best buddy' status, as evidenced by Chubbs? Well, then.

Mega, I'm sorry your single-handed attempt to change the attitude of an entire forum was met with resistance.

I'm sorry you are incapable of seeing who is on your side, who is mocking you, and who was trying to support you until you pissed them off one too many times.

I'm sorry that, apparently, the entire world is out to get you to bully you for, apparently, no good reason.

And most of all?

I'm just sorry for being.

[Megamantn]

I forgive you for that sort of...

BUT you're not off the hook yet...

What are you sorry for doing?

[Usoki]

Good question. What was Chubby sorry for? I'm just mirroring his post.

And if you had any sort of comprehension skills, you might notice that I'm apologizing for things over which I have no control. But since you didn't question that, it must be fine.

[End Master]

LOL.

You and Chubby are being way to subtle for Megaman for him to even comprehend that you're actually still mocking him. Mega's responses to your "apologies" can be summed up with this picture...



Come to think of it that picture would probably be appropriate for all of Mega's posts.

Anyway, I'll get back to the blatant sledgehammer approach, because he's about as sharp as a ball.

I'm a vigilante

You're a little dumb fuck Cosplaying some sort of "Punisher" fantasy if that's what you truly believe. The only problem with that scenario, is that the Punisher isn't real and if he was he'd actually be cool.

While you on the other hand are living in your mom's basement jerking it to gay porn in between impotently whining on various forums because you're really angry at yourself for buying a spandex costume that's five sizes too small when you should've been looking in the XXXXXL section.

Even if I believed you had the brain power to even PING someone, I wouldn't apologize.

Even if you weren't acting like a complete fucktard that actually DIDN'T bring this upon himself, I wouldn't apologize.

Even if by some miracle of nature you were right and everyone else on this forum and other forums that have been plagued by your fucktardery were completely wrong I STILL wouldn't fucking apologize.

You know why?

Because I don't negotiate with gay terrorists.

[Locke]

Hey Chubby, your mailbox is full. Come glacier hiking Thursday?

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Yes. I'll call you tomorrow.

We'll have a few things to discuss. Logistical stuff.

[Megamantn]

EndMaster, you better be shutting the fuck up. Usoki & Chubby aren't mocking me as I have forgiven them.

You, on the other hand, You're lying through you teeth & trolling and you know it!

[Usoki]

EndMaster, you better be shutting the fuck up. Usoki & Chubby aren't mocking me as I have forgiven them.

You, on the other hand, You're lying through you teeth & trolling and you know it!

I must be missing something here. Now that Mega has forgiven me, my actions, which haven't changed, went from mocking to harmless? That's all it took for you to change your mind? Did you even read my post? I flat out told you I was insulting you in the form of an apology.

Can you even comprehend English? Is this your second language? It's like you keep picking out a handful of words from each post, instead of reading the post as a whole. If you're just skipping the words you aren't familiar with, that would explain a lot.

EDIT: And, apparently, Mega's definition of 'forgiveness' means a friendly profile post and a friend request. Good to know, good to know.

[Megamantn]

I must be missing something here. Now that Mega has forgiven me, my actions, which haven't changed, went from mocking to harmless? That's all it took for you to change your mind? Did you even read my post? I flat out told you I was insulting you in the form of an apology.

Can you even comprehend English? Is this your second language? It's like you keep picking out a handful of words from each post, instead of reading the post as a whole. If you're just skipping the words you aren't familiar with, that would explain a lot.

EDIT: And, apparently, Mega's definition of 'forgiveness' means a friendly profile post and a friend request. Good to know, good to know.

You better not have insulted me because then I would put you on my vengence list. And you lied about End Master's IP address before you apologized.

[Ryan_DuBois]

...

Facepalm.