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Whether this is true or fake, this amusing story has apparently caught a lot of attention since links to this Body Builder thread are being spread to other forums on the internet.
The MS Paint diagrams put it over the top.
Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!
Since I'm in the public library, I was only able to catch a brief glimpse of one of the diagrams before quickly scrolling down; I have every intention of coming back here when it's less crowded, though. Just the story had me giggling like a little schoolgirl.
I think one of the reasons it is so funny is the guy didn't realize he could bend his boner back like that. He instead came to the insane conclusion that he should do it in the bathtub.
This tale actually reminds of another story that was going around on the web awhile back.
That one was about how the poster had successfully convinced his girlfriend into having anal sex that night. At the dinner before he asked their gay waiter how to best go about this and he suggested KY Jelly.
So they get home and he squirts the entire tube of KY up her ass and they get to it. Unfortunately she ends up shitting while they're fucking. The smell causes the guy to vomit all over her back. She's horrified and sickened at the same time so she also throws up.
To put this over the top apparently the poster had his best friend hiding in the closet with a video camera to record his conquest the whole time. The smell at this point is so bad, he comes out of the closet and pukes as well. Now the girlfriend is also pissed off, she runs out of the room, the guy tries to chase her but he ends up slipping on the KY/shit/vomit puddles that are now all over the place.
He then finishes it off by saying he doesn't know how she got home that night since the only thing she took with her was a bodily fluid soaked sheet to cover herself and was miles from her house. He never managed to get in contact with her again and then mentions it took him months to get the smell out of his bedroom.
Of course that's the condensed version of that "true" tale.
Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!
I'd heard a version of that where the father walks in on them, thus making him pull out in shock, she shits, he pukes... ect.
Originally posted by Ryan_DuBois
Usoki, you're the crankiest asshole we know. Not that it's a bad thing, it just means that you smell funny and are best left hidden in darkness.
And it's embarrassing when you make any noise at all.
And how come when anyone agrees with me they "hate to admit it?"
I can't speak for everyone else, but you and I are supposed to be enemies and all... remember how we used to not get along at all? ... so I have to add that whenever I agree with you, because it ruins the whole mystique of our former confrontations.
I can't speak for everyone else, but you and I are supposed to be enemies and all... remember how we used to not get along at all? ... so I have to add that whenever I agree with you, because it ruins the whole mystique of our former confrontations.
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