Why can't our forum have epic threads like this?

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

I have no words.

[apotheosis]

Take the stick that's up Drag's ass, then shove it up your own ass until you hear a click. When that happens, quickly remove the stick and put your ass in front of Chubby's face and spray the area with a torrent of shit until you are completely empty.

Then take the shit stick and shove it up Megaman's ass repeatedly for being a spamming idiot that he suggested we make fun of.

Then proceed to shove the stick in Megaman's mouth and down his throat until he starts to gag, where upon his vomit mixes with the shit.

Then shove Mega's face into the shit & vomit pile. When Mega vomits some more, get his mom, strip her down, and shove her face into the shit and vomit.

Beat both of them mercilessly with a sack of baseballs then have Chubby rape both violently until they're bleeding great clots of blood from their assholes.

Finally let Locke take pictures of all this mess so he can sell them to his local church while dressed as Santa Claus.

All I have to respond is, WIN

[Dragavan]

I don't know how long you can go and not worry about it, but it is best to do it every day...

What I do know is that when I had my recent bout of Kidney Stones they took x-rays of me and the doctor actually looked at them and said "You're full of poop." And then proceeded to suggest I drink Metamucil every day to take care of that... It has less to do with age and more to do with diet.

[Ryan_DuBois]

I call it "shit".

Poop just grosses me out.

[Dragavan]

I call it shit too... but my doctor actually used the word poop.

[Usoki]

Okay, see, but I like being full of shit. The over-paranoid doctor that handled my first kidney stone made me show up to the hospital a good twelve hours early, part of which was for an enema. And, I mean, I enjoy having liquid pumped up my ass like anyone else, but... when you're done with it, you don't poop anymore. It feels more like you're blowing chunks out of your ass. Everything feels like diarrhea, no matter what you do. I was throwing up out my ass for a good week and a half before I finally managed to become solid again.

[Ryan_DuBois]

Dragavan: Oh, I see. I thought it was odd seeing someone use that word on these forums (aside from when they're mentioning donteatpoop, of course).

Usoki: Yeah, I don't much care for ass-piss. It burns.



Alright though, I think we're going to scare away the few women this forum has if we continue this discussion.

[apotheosis]

I ate a chicken caesar salad with about a half of cup of olive oil on it for dinner and that seemed to do the trick...

[Megamantn]

End, you best shut up & quit living in the past and move on with your life without the past!

You also gotta stop talking shit bout me like that. You don't even know the real me!

Take the stick that's up Drag's ass, then shove it up your own ass until you hear a click. When that happens, quickly remove the stick and put your ass in front of Chubby's face and spray the area with a torrent of shit until you are completely empty.

Then take the shit stick and shove it up Megaman's ass repeatedly for being a spamming idiot that he suggested we make fun of.

Then proceed to shove the stick in Megaman's mouth and down his throat until he starts to gag, where upon his vomit mixes with the shit.

Then shove Mega's face into the shit & vomit pile. When Mega vomits some more, get his mom, strip her down, and shove her face into the shit and vomit.

Beat both of them mercilessly with a sack of baseballs then have Chubby rape both violently until they're bleeding great clots of blood from their assholes.

Finally let Locke take pictures of all this mess so he can sell them to his local church while dressed as Santa Claus.

[donteatpoop]

Now that we've taken the forum in this direction, the only thing preventing it from becoming an epic thread is the lack of mspaint illustrations.

[End Master]

[ChubbyTeletubby]

SO, usoki, drag...

concerning those kidney stones...

I'm terrified of ever going through something like that. That's why I cut down on my coffee and soda intake and started drinking more water. I'm curious though, what was the root problem your respective doctors gave you? Or explained to you using very simple words. Or whatever.

Ya for writing!

And just how painful was it? I'm a real pussy when it comes to pain. Well...certain types of pain.

Well, all pain.

I'm just a pussy. I AM very good at rape though, as EM suggested. It's more of a hobby than an obsession though. Anyway, enough about me. Let's talk about those stones.

EDIT: I missed that work of art when I posted this, EM. Nicely done.

[Ryan_DuBois]

Yeah, I'm curious too. My 6th grade teacher used to expain to the class (in-depth) his trouble with the stones and the pain he went through. If I remember correctly, he said the people treating him had to use some small, claw-like device to get them out (he might have just been fucking with us, though). Then he told us that nowadays there are better methods of getting rid of them, like lasers and what-not.

He was this huge, dirty old man, but he sure told thought-provoking stories.

What's up with Apoth in the diagram (thanks, by the way; this thread is now completely epic)? He doesn't look like a sandwich to me.

[apotheosis]

My old avatar for a long time was a hydralisk.

[Ryan_DuBois]

Oh yes, now I remember that. You were asking people to play StarCraft and stuff. Yes. Can't believe I forgot. I kept wondering if you ever had a shark avatar or something.