Why can't our forum have epic threads like this?

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Stay out of this, DEP.

I don't want to see you get hurt!

[Ryan_DuBois]

It's that damned Dragavan's fault -- always insulting people with his rude-assed, obnoxious posts!

Why can't you just leave Chubby alone, huh?!

[Usoki]

blah blah blah

[apotheosis]

I have to take Chubby's side on this.


No offense, actually scratch that, take this as you will. Dragavan, you've always seemed to have an incredible stick up your ass to me.

Though fuck that, I disagree with both of you in this case.

Chubby, Drag, suck my cock, that post is funny, and over 1000000 views worth of internetz agree with me.

I should stop drinking on week nights.

No I shouldn't.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I have to take Chubby's side on this.


No offense, actually scratch that, take this as you will. Dragavan, you've always seemed to have an incredible stick up your ass to me.

Though fuck that, I disagree with both of you in this case.

Chubby, Drag, suck my cock, that post is funny, and over 1000000 views worth of internetz agree with me.

I should stop drinking on week nights.

No I shouldn't.

A lot of truth is said in jest. That post you linked to had no truth in it whatsoever. The MS pain part was somewhat amusing, but hardly an lol moment.

100000000000000 go to see Adam Sandler movies. Doesn't mean the moronic masses are right. Humor is open to interpretation, anyway.

So fuck you, Apoth. Gargle on my man sack.

You are a dumby. And you smell of elderberries. And such.

[donteatpoop]

No, it's funny. Really it is. Trust me, my name is donteatpoop, I know a little something about humor.

[Dragavan]

I don't find a mad getting hit in the nuts with a baseball/child/stick/rake/etc. funny either... but America's Funniest Home Videos lasted for a bazillion seasons on TV and millions of viewers with that as it's core event... Doesn't mean it will ever be funny to me.

Just because masses of people find something amusing, doesn't mean everyone will... There is nothing wrong with not agreeing with it. You find it funny, good for you... I don't find it funny, good for me... Cubby seems to agree with my feelings on this one, bad for me.

As for saying I have a stick up my ass... that seems to be a common statement said to people who aren't fans of stupid humor... I don't like a lot of stupid/bathroom humor and I find Jackass to be completely unentertaining, so a lot of people who do like those things call me stuffy or stupid and say I have a stick up my ass... I don't see how that's really fair. We just like different things.

[Ryan_DuBois]

We love you just the way you are, Dragavan. You're easily the most "serious" member of the forums, but that's cool as far as I'm concerned. It's great that we have a lot of people with different tastes in entertainment -- makes for an interesting movie thread.

[Megamantn]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=120921191

Read the first post... and then look at the MS Paint diagrams. I think we should aspire to this level of awesomeness.

Real or fake, this is too freaking hilarious... I'm betting after what this guy did to his date's bathroom, he probably isn't going to go out on dates anymore after that mishap. What a dumbass...

I'm wondering the same question on why we can't have any epic threads & I may have the answer: This site is too dead to have idiots stumble here... Give it some time though & maybe someone like him or maybe an idiot like Bob McBob from CYS to come & maybe we'll have some fun with him... Until then, deal with some un-epic threads.

[donteatpoop]

Or maybe if we could manage to lose megaman

[Megamantn]

I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
This site's been dead & we're pretty much the only ones here except spammers & we can't have fun with them unless their fun to make fun of.

[Ryan_DuBois]

See, I think that's how most of these people feel about you, Megaman. Lighten up, brah.

[apotheosis]

Speaking of poop and things, I haven't pooped in a while... and I'm starting to get worried. I've been pounding coffee... but it doesn't seem to be helping. I thought this only happened to old people and Randy Marsh...

How many days can you go before you should start worrying?

(Btw, sorry for saying you have a stick up your ass Dragavan, what I meant to say was that your serious demeanor is an excellent addition to the diversity of our forum community)

[Ryan_DuBois]

I've always heard it's healthiest to shit every day; as for how many days you can hold off before it becomes an issue, I'm unsure, but it shouldn't be that hard to Google.

I'm guessing around a week.

[End Master]

Take the stick that's up Drag's ass, then shove it up your own ass until you hear a click. When that happens, quickly remove the stick and put your ass in front of Chubby's face and spray the area with a torrent of shit until you are completely empty.

Then take the shit stick and shove it up Megaman's ass repeatedly for being a spamming idiot that he suggested we make fun of.

Then proceed to shove the stick in Megaman's mouth and down his throat until he starts to gag, where upon his vomit mixes with the shit.

Then shove Mega's face into the shit & vomit pile. When Mega vomits some more, get his mom, strip her down, and shove her face into the shit and vomit.

Beat both of them mercilessly with a sack of baseballs then have Chubby rape both violently until they're bleeding great clots of blood from their assholes.

Finally let Locke take pictures of all this mess so he can sell them to his local church while dressed as Santa Claus.