The Megaman Bug

[Vesnic]

Dragavan is not a cunt wagon. A cunt wagon implies he is able to fetch enough cunt to fill a wagon. I'd instead use the term cuntanus or cuntass. This implies that his ass is so frequented by cock that it acts as his own personal cunt.

Am I being to vulgar?

Yes. Hahahaha!

[Usoki]

I've always been more partial to cuntwanker, myself. I've found it quite capable of halting entire trains of thought as people stop to try and figure out just how that one works. Hermaphrodites, obviously, but I'm not sure how else that'd work. Still, I find that it rolls off the tongue very fast with a fun sound. And it's pretty easily rhymed, too.

[Dragavan]

I find it ever so amusing that all these "cunt" names are being thrown at me considering the site I put together last year is for Central University of New Town. I am the creator of CUNT and I do try to maintain CUNT as best I can, but I find it hard to make new content for CUNT as fast as I would like. It's hard to work on CUNT as much as I would like, but I will never give up on CUNT.

I have nothing more to add. I just wanted to be able to say CUNT at least one more time in this post.

[Usoki]

See, Drag, I can't quite bring myself to cuss you out. You're the closest thing to a voice of reason that we have. I've never found it wise to, say, kick the cane out from under the village elder and send him sprawling, because you never know when he'll be put in charge of choosing sacrifices. But I'd totally kick out someone's crutches. That's comedy gold, and a good change of pace from nicknames like 'gimpy'.

That, and cuntwanker seems way too cartoony for someone as serious as yourself. That seems more like a word for Apoth or Ves- playful, with a bit of rage. Whereas someone like Mega needs a word far more harsher.

[Dragavan]

It's funny... I find it far more insulting to be called the serious old village elder tan I do cuntwanker (or any other variation of cunt)...

So, for that, you will be the first on the pyre when the sacrifices start.

Anyone for Usoki-burgers?

p.s. CUNT

[Usoki]

That's the other thing about insults- the worst ones aren't long strings of profane and vulgar words- they're always simple things. Whenever I'm really mad at my brother, I'll get onto his X-Box profile, and give his avatar grey hair. It's much more effective.

'Old' and 'Bald' are better than any string of curses, hands down.

I always thought I'd make a better pasta, myself...

[Vesnic]

far more harsher.

My GOD, man. GET A GRIP.

I'll take him with alfredo sauce, Drag. Thanks.

[Megamantn]

My GOD, man. GET A GRIP.

I'll take him with alfredo sauce, Drag. Thanks.

I'll take some cuntfredo sauce as well with extra randomness.

[apotheosis]

I've got a term. Cuntsauce. It's the frothy substance that develops when a cunt develops a yeast infection and that combined with sweat, bacteria and other substances that appear when a cunt is not properly maintained. This amalgamation creates a sauce similar to tartar sauce but with a consistency and taste all its own.

[Vesnic]

Cuntsauce. It's the frothy substance that develops when a cunt develops a yeast infection

Yeast infections are not frothy. They're curdled.

[apotheosis]

I'm assuming the yeast has had enough time to ferment the other contents, hence creating the froth.

[Vesnic]

Well, you let me know when you see a frothing vagina.

[apotheosis]

I'm hoping I never do. Then again, I can always run a google search...

[Usoki]

This is one of the more disturbing tangents we've had in a while. Now I'm just imagining a vagina spewing geysers of foam, as if it was a Diet Coke / Mentos trick.

[Vesnic]

Naw, don't worry, we're still on topic.

If someone had a foaming Coke Mentos 'gina, that would definitely be a bug she would want to report to her gyno.