Hello, everybody

[Jargner]

Hello, I've noticed that most people are anti-social assholes here, so I brought a cookie.

http://infinitejestchallenge.files.w...hip_cookie.jpg

Be amazed by the cookie!!!! Alright, now you can be asses. But seriously, hello everybody.

[Vesnic]

Hey fuckface.

Thanks for the cookie. I was actually hoping for one more because the seven I already consumed this evening just didn't cut it.

Why don't you write something or piss off. k?

thanxsobai!

[Jargner]

Cool, I was right!!! Hello, Vesnic. Thank you for the kind reply.

[Sven Smokevich]

Whatup, homeslice? Where da beer be at? Damn, what, not even a Natty to get down wit, and you be frontin pastries as big as tenements all up in my hood? Not cool bro, not down like we do in North Philly. Must be from Milwaukee or Long Island or some shit. Yeh, I'ma pass on dis, not my party at all. Peace.

[Jargner]

Err........... What? It looks like.... Hrm, let me try to answer you questions. Sup, da beer's at da store, I'm not from any of those places.

[donteatpoop]

Why hello Jargner and welcome to infinite-story. It is such a pleasure to make your acquantence. I look forward to seeing what you write. Maybe we can get together one day and collaborate on a story or something. We're real big on working together here. Can't wait to get to know you better. I'm sure we'll make great friends.

[Usoki]

A newbie who actually browses the forum before he makes his hide fair game? I'm impressed.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Hi!

I'm really the only true anti-social wanna-be unabomber asshole here. The rest of 'these people' (as I like to call them) are educated, happy, productive citizens who live happy lives and have lots of friends and sexual intercourse with other living humans. This is why I hate them so very, very much.

A little about MYSELF (shhh, no one cares about you):

I live in a shack in the backwoods of Kentucky and cook crystal meth for a living. It pays for my alcohol and AIDS medication. I'm currently wanted in five states for various acts of criminal misconduct.

Apparently masturbating in front of children in Sunday School is considered 'inappropriate'. So is staging cripple fights. And feeling up coma patients. And kidnapping high school cheerleaders and keeping them in your basement for seven months. And sending suspicious powdered substances to congressmen.

What a world.

Anyway, welcome. Please be nice to these people. They are really on edge emotionally after the loss of Michael Ray Holt. I don't think anyone has really gotten over it.

And if you write something just make sure it's not stupid or boring. Apoth already has that covered.

Ta!

[End Master]

See Jargner, told you there wouldn’t be anything to worry about.

[Vesnic]

Not to rekindle old bad habits or anything, but this could really be the Chubby Manifesto.

Hi!

I'm really the only true anti-social wanna-be unabomber asshole here. The rest of 'these people' (as I like to call them) are educated, happy, productive citizens who live happy lives and have lots of friends and sexual intercourse with other living humans. This is why I hate them so very, very much.

A little about MYSELF (shhh, no one cares about you):

I live in a shack in the backwoods of Kentucky and cook crystal meth for a living. It pays for my alcohol and AIDS medication. I'm currently wanted in five states for various acts of criminal misconduct.

Apparently masturbating in front of children in Sunday School is considered 'inappropriate'. So is staging cripple fights. And feeling up coma patients. And kidnapping high school cheerleaders and keeping them in your basement for seven months. And sending suspicious powdered substances to congressmen.

What a world.

Anyway, welcome. Please be nice to these people. They are really on edge emotionally after the loss of Michael Ray Holt. I don't think anyone has really gotten over it.

And if you write something just make sure it's not stupid or boring. Apoth already has that covered.

Ta!

[End Master]

We should have poll to vote for the most "anti-social" person on here.

[Jargner]

See Jargner, told you there wouldn’t be anything to worry about.

I guess you were right, End. Though ChubbyTeletubby..... Is a Teletubby! It sickens me. His other acts don't really matter. The only thing that matters, is that he's a Teletubby, so he's as evil as Barney. Also, hello to donteatpoop, and Usoki. I have already started my own story. You should take a look at it. Too bad there are only a few rooms. But, I shall add to it over time. *Stops talking*

[End Master]

They probably won't find it easily since it isn't going to show up on the main story list yet.

Here's the link to Jargner's story.

http://www.infinite-story.com/story/3388/

So far it looks alright, but you forgot something very vital. Namely there's no link that goes back to the proper story from the background links you made. You'll have to fix that.

[Jargner]

Thanks End, I'm trying to fix that problem now. Though it might take a few minutes, I just made it very messy.

Edit:Ag, crap, just accidentally deleted a part of the story that I didn't save. *Tries to fix it*

Edit:Whew, fixed it, should work now.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Interesting. Seems a little rushed, though. Just a little rushed. Nice premise. I like the whole 'Chicago in the '30s feel'

Kinda like the new batman movie. Organized crime. Gotta love it. And I do realize this is just your rough draft. Just flesh it out a little.

I'm not really one to talk, though.

Also, Sven, one of these days you and I are gonna have to smoke a fat one in North Philly. I'll bring the chronic, you bring the 40 oz.s and rolling papers.

If you're lucky I might even bring some shrooms. We'll ride unicorns through the hood. Trust me, it'll be fun. Just ignore the leprechauns. Or step on 'em. They squash pretty easy.