I'm still all tuckered out from mindfucking my doctor last week.
Doc: (smiling sleazily) So, Ves, why don't you stay here and not go away?
Me: Hmm yeah, maybe. Hey, why didn't you ever tell me about that mindfulness program you have going?
Doc: Because you were leaving, and, uh...
Me: You just didn't want the others to get jealous of me since I'm such a yoga goddess.
Doc: (blushing visibly) Wow, how can I respond to that one? Um...can you wrestle too?
Me: Yeah, I can wrestle.
Doc: I bet you can't beat me at arm wrestling.
Me: You want a bet, little man? I'll take you right here, right now.
Doc: How much are you gonna bet?
Me: Ten bucks.
Doc: I'll give you a hundred if you win.
Me: You're on! (proceeds to lie on the floor on her stomach. Doctor joins her, facing her in the same position. They put their arms up.)
Doc: Ready?
Me: Ready. Grrrrrrr....grrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Doc: You gotta try harder than that.
Me: (checking to make sure cleavage isn't falling out of shirt) I give up.
Doc: (pushes her hand down to the floor, pinning it there for an extended period of time) Awww, you lost.
Me: (getting back up) It looks like I owe...
Doc: I don't want your ten bucks. How about we go get coffee instead?
Me: Okay, but I got a ride from my old man today.
Doc: Oh...um...you know, you really should leave your house with all the alcoholism going on.
Me: (smiling devilishly) Yeah, I know. Don't forget the prescription!
Doc: How many do you want?
Me: 120.
Doc: Okay. So you're going through your old stuff?
Me: Yeah, there's so much of it. I'm uncovering a lot of memories.
Doc: (smiling sleazily) Embarrassing ones? Look at you blushing!
Me: I'm spent from all your brute strength.
Doc: Letters from old lovers?
Me: Maybe, but I'm not embarrassed of them.
Doc: (gives intense tight hug) Well, if you don't find anyone in Boston, I'll still be here.
Me: You mean you'll take me back?
Doc: Yeah, I'll take you back.
Ahhh, the great game of mindfuck. I could play it aallllll day long. I have other versions of this same game, including the Ex-Neurosurgeon, Dead Ex-Boyfriend, Spanish Professor and Priest editions!
Doc: (smiling sleazily) So, Ves, why don't you stay here and not go away?
Me: Hmm yeah, maybe. Hey, why didn't you ever tell me about that mindfulness program you have going?
Doc: Because you were leaving, and, uh...
Me: You just didn't want the others to get jealous of me since I'm such a yoga goddess.
Doc: (blushing visibly) Wow, how can I respond to that one? Um...can you wrestle too?
Me: Yeah, I can wrestle.
Doc: I bet you can't beat me at arm wrestling.
Me: You want a bet, little man? I'll take you right here, right now.
Doc: How much are you gonna bet?
Me: Ten bucks.
Doc: I'll give you a hundred if you win.
Me: You're on! (proceeds to lie on the floor on her stomach. Doctor joins her, facing her in the same position. They put their arms up.)
Doc: Ready?
Me: Ready. Grrrrrrr....grrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Doc: You gotta try harder than that.
Me: (checking to make sure cleavage isn't falling out of shirt) I give up.
Doc: (pushes her hand down to the floor, pinning it there for an extended period of time) Awww, you lost.
Me: (getting back up) It looks like I owe...
Doc: I don't want your ten bucks. How about we go get coffee instead?
Me: Okay, but I got a ride from my old man today.
Doc: Oh...um...you know, you really should leave your house with all the alcoholism going on.
Me: (smiling devilishly) Yeah, I know. Don't forget the prescription!
Doc: How many do you want?
Me: 120.
Doc: Okay. So you're going through your old stuff?
Me: Yeah, there's so much of it. I'm uncovering a lot of memories.
Doc: (smiling sleazily) Embarrassing ones? Look at you blushing!
Me: I'm spent from all your brute strength.
Doc: Letters from old lovers?
Me: Maybe, but I'm not embarrassed of them.
Doc: (gives intense tight hug) Well, if you don't find anyone in Boston, I'll still be here.
Me: You mean you'll take me back?
Doc: Yeah, I'll take you back.
Ahhh, the great game of mindfuck. I could play it aallllll day long. I have other versions of this same game, including the Ex-Neurosurgeon, Dead Ex-Boyfriend, Spanish Professor and Priest editions!
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