IWT 10 - The Overpowered Character

[mizal]

All the characters of Oz I'd say. Tell me none of you have ever wanted to take a pass at a flying monkey?

Oh, absolutely. IIRC that was actually one of the things that got me writing fanfic at such a young age. The movie would have been so much better if it included Dorothy having a threesome with a flying monkey and an angry apple tree...I've even heard rumors that was part of the director's original intent, but I guess the 30's just wasn't ready for such a bold vision.

[BatCountry]

It was a lot like Gulliver's Travels. I was the unruly behemoth who needed to be tied down and treated like filth by the scrappy, nude pygmy natives. It was an adventure I tell ya. And yes, I think we've all dreamed of stuffing it to the munchkins of Oz. All the characters of Oz I'd say. Tell me none of you have ever wanted to take a pass at a flying monkey?


Anyway, thank you Mizal for your apology. You are truly an understanding soul.

[mizal]

Wow, I take back my little jab, and I'm so sorry I ever doubted you, man.

I mean, all your other (admittedly impressive) conquests aside...a midget orgy? Wow, just wow. I admit it, I'm jealous. That's the kind of thing most of us can only fantasize about every single time we watch The Wizard of Oz.

[BatCountry]

Never thought someone with a rainbow unicorn avatar could cut me so deep. Alas, Mizal has offended my slammin the salmon prowess. Now I must list off the notches upon my bed post for all to see and know that I am a goddamn sexual tyrannasaur.

1.) Lost my virginity to a 78 year old grandmother of six, while she wheezed into her respirator in hospice. Some would call it rape, I called it dusty love.

2.) A midget clown amputee by the name of Janice. The pasty white make up made it all the more sensual. Plus she didn't need to clean her face off to make the birthday party rounds. Ideal for quickies. No hands may seem like a negative, but you've never had a proper orgasm until you've been pumped by a stump.

3.) Siamese twins by the name of Nicole and Chloe. You know the saying two heads are better than one? Well...it's even truer when you got conjoined sisters slurp battling over your lolli like it was the last creamsicle on the planet. And sticking it in one squishy mitten to hear them both squeal like emaciated donkeys? Surreal and unforgettable.

4.) A hooker from the long past Soviet era. No name given but whispers about town gave her the moniker of "The Bear Trap". I didn't understand until I figured out she would stuff crushed glass into her vagina as she was some sort of sick masochist. After three romps of bloody agonizing sex, I wished her well then promptly decapitated her with a rusty shovel. Threw the head in the trunk of my car and now it sits proudly upon my mantle. A testament that the Bear Trap could never snare anyone again.

5.) Midget clown orgy. The fetish for midget clowns became an insatiable lust within me. The amputee fetish never stuck, as I only had eyes for the gnarled stubs of Janice. Even to this day...



That young Mizal, was just a taste. I hope you have learned your lesson for assuming things about other peoples lives. I would never have the audacity to accuse you of being a virgin or a slutty slew so I would appreciate it for the future if you could resist your temptation to draw me out in such public fashion to the point where I must feel the need to defend myself! I have the utmost respect for all of you here and my one desire is to be treated in kind.
Thank you.

[mizal]

I will sacrifice a virgin in your name!

NOOO don't kill yourself BatCountry, it's just not worth it!

[BatCountry]

Its either got to be yes on one more week or I'll be in the shame pit lol. Only got ten rooms so far. We did start this contest like 3 months later so I don't see another little extension being such a bad thing. It's Usoki's show of course, so may he be a merciful lord.


SPARE US YOUR FLAMES OF DOOM OH MIGHTY USOKI!!! I will sacrifice a virgin in your name!

[mizal]

So, one more week? Y/N?

[mizal]

Look, I have 20 pages that tell an almost coherent story. If I can manage it, me, the woman who has been known to spend an entire day writing two paragraphs, then absolutely no one else has any excuse.

That said, I wouldn't mind a little extra time to fill out some of the side paths. Right now the outline resembles more a pole with a few tiny twigs growing from it than any kind of proper branches, I've had to wipe a really unreasonable amount of gross old people butts these last couple weeks and I haven't had as many chances as I wanted to go back and polish.*

But for real, this has got to be the last extension, or like End said at this rate we'll be pushing it to December a week at a time.


*the story, not the butts

[End Master]

Hell, I'm waiting for the day when current contest deadlines are extended to the deadlines of the next contests.

[Vesnic]

In case you hadn't noticed yet, everything here is silly.

I vote small extension.

[mizal]

Ialthough if we need to stretch out the date just for the sake of getting actual participants, then so be it.

I'd be down for extending the deadline another week.

February deadline? Now this is just getting silly.

Silly even for THIS thread, and that's saying something.

[BatCountry]

I'd be down for extending the deadline another week. I got a story in the works, but a little more time would be nice. I gots to watch my superbowls and be in prime nacho eatin shape for dat. No times for writin when watchin da foozballs.

I usually don't mind waiting last minute as it gives me a few rooms of pure madness and filth which I usually find funny when I go back to read them a few weeks after. Hell, some of the entries from past years have been nothing but madness and filth.

[Usoki]

I'm partway through throwing something together, although if we need to stretch out the date just for the sake of getting actual participants, then so be it.

Also, I see no reason why trolls can't be overpowered. Knock yourselves out.

[Vesnic]

I think this leaves little room for doubt. End is still King of the Trolls, even if he's now retired to a quieter role as Troll Emeritus. However, I understand that Trolls-r'-Us Membership is lifetime once one has reached the Legendary level, so hear hear to Endmaster, retired Troll and hunter of souls and sanities.

He's really just like the elder Bilbo Baggins, come to think of it, provided the book had been called LORD OF THE TROLLS.

Spoof, anyone?

[dreamshell]

Considering the mechanics of spatulbation intrigues and horrifies me.

I haven't actually written a damn thing. Lots of prep shit. Lots of stuff that'd probably be included in some form, if I ever started/finished.

But, hey, there's still a week.